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[vestalvogue]

I Am Either Unable Or Unwilling To Be Available At This Particular Moment In Time
If You Would Leave Me A Message I Will In Theory Reply To Your Missive At My Earliest Convenience

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1 W4NT TO GO M4K3 SOM3 P3OPL3 UNCOMFORT4BL3 1N PUBL1C

[vestalvogue]

Your Narrative Is Missing Some Essential Details Which Might Render It Comprehensible
What We Might Broadly Refer To As Context
Also Why Does It Not Surprise Me That You Would Consider Making People Uncomfortable In Public A Legitimate Thing To Do

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4LSO
WH4T??
1 TH1NK YOUR3 M1SS1NG SOM3 CONT3XT TOO K4N4Y4

[vestalvogue]

How Could I Be Missing Anything You Are The One Who Contacted Me First

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WH4T D1D 1 S4Y????
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Text | Virus Event | Lock told me to

[gunsling]

what if every blade of grass was a penis?

Lock has the best ideas

[vestalvogue]

I Would Give Up Gardening For Life
But That Is A Nonsensical And Frankly From What I Understand Of The Terminology A Disgusting Question
As Well As A Completely Impossible Hypothetical Situation

And the most horrible! :D Horribest

[gunsling]

I never thought of gardening as being all that disgusting.
Theres some dirt involved but who doesnt love a good roll in the mud from time to time?

[vestalvogue]

Are We Actually Talking About Gardening
Why Would You Roll In The Mud
I Mean I Guess It Might Feel Good On Your Skin But The Mud Is Typically Fertilizer And Dirt And You Might Also Contract Some Kind Of Toxic Illness From Exposing Yourself To It So Carelessly

[gunsling]

From a little dirt on your skin?
I highly doubt that!

shhh this isn't late

[greenshift]

[ A rainbow bouquet for her rainbow-drinking roommate :D ]

Noooo it isn't at all want to just play it out here?

[vestalvogue]

[Kanaya is so stunned she, for once, can't even think of something to say. Nobody has really made her a gift before. Feelings, what are they, and how does she express them? It's...refreshing how open humans seem to be about their feelings, but what does she do?]

Ah, Jade, you did not have to do something like this...

YES

[greenshift]

[ She's happy Kanaya likes it - she'd kind of thought so, given what she knows of Kanaya's aesthetics and sensibilities, but who knows when it comes to troll culture. ]

I know I didn't have to, but I wanted to! Valentine's Day is about romance and stuff, but it's about doing things for friends too.

[ She wouldn't be surprised at this point if trolls didn't have Valentine's Day, so hopefully she hasn't given anyone the wrong impression or anything... ]

[vestalvogue]

That is hard to conceive of on Alternia, to do something just for friends without any explicit overtures.

[She touches the buttons admiringly.]

I think it's nice. I'm glad I decided to prepare something too...just in case.

[text; batcryption]

[theshortestbird]

The world we live in is in trouble. The companies are the ones in control of a government that doesn’t want to help its people. Kids are getting picked up off the streets and sold into slavery, and that’s not even the worst thing that could happen. There are superheroes here, like Superman, and Batman. But they can’t be everywhere at once, as hard as they try. They need help, but superheroes can’t ask for help.

We can help. We need to take control back of this island. We need to make sure no one else dies out in the darkness. We have the time, the energy, and the know-how to do all of this.

My name is Red Robin. If you’re interested in fighting against injustice and helping people, then come to Sector 11 on the 24th at 9:00 pm. The first meeting of the Teen Titans will take place there, and all questions will be answered.

If you don’t want to join, no problem. This message will delete itself 30 minutes after being opened, no matter what you decide.

- RR

voice. backdated and stuff.

[ornerycaps]

[ he doesn't really want to believe that this happened, especially since they haven't even talked since their last argument. terezi had said that she was going to find a way out of here without him.

did she really go off and do that?

this is exhausting to think about but it's been a few days already and he doesn't know if he can do this anymore.

there's some hesitation before he shallows and in realizing he's probably taking too long to say anything-- ]

Terezi's gone. Or maybe she's not, I don't know anymore, I'm fucking over this.

[ no, he's not. fuck. ]

Just. Tell me if you've seen her. That's all.

voice;

[vestalvogue]

[Her heart might not beat, but it manages to go plunging into her stomach anyway. Oh god, not again. Kanaya can't take this, it's going to break her heart if that's what happened again.]

I'm sorry Karkat but I have not seen her. Perhaps she's merely gone off with some plan of her own?

voice;

[ornerycaps]

[ gone off with some plan of her own... ]

Yeah, like leave. [ why. ] It's fine. This is great. Just great. She said she would you know? Before we last spoke. I didn't think she'd actually do it. It wasn't suppose to work.

voice;

[vestalvogue]

What? [Kanaya hadn't heard this, and her voice jumps nearly an octave with surprise, and stays there when she continues in sudden high panic.] Do what? Karkat, what has she done, what do you know about her plans? [And why didn't you stop her?]

[te%t; priiiivaaaaate]

[horsepower]

D --> We really need to talk

[te%t; priiiivaaaaate]

[vestalvogue]

I
Uh
Ok
What Do We Need To Talk About Exactly
And Are You Sure We Really Need To Talk About It

[te%t; priiiivaaaaate]

[horsepower]

D --> Regarding
D --> Tea
D --> And some of the previous few perigee's e%ploits
D --> Er
D --> I believe you are aware Nepeta has been fortunate enough to return

[te%t; priiiivaaaaate]

[vestalvogue]

Yes
I Am Aware But I Did Not Mention Any Of Our Exploits Either Those Involving Tea Or Those Involving Our Plans To Assassinate Gamzee

[text; batcryption]

[theshortestbird]

Emergency meeting of the Titans tomorrow night after sirens. We're going after the kidnapper.

- RR