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vestalvogue) wrote2012-01-04 05:58 pm
vestalvogue) wrote2012-01-04 05:58 pm
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IC INBOX
If You Would Leave Me A Message I Will In Theory Reply To Your Missive At My Earliest Convenience
If You Would Leave Me A Message I Will In Theory Reply To Your Missive At My Earliest Convenience
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WH3N
WH4T D1D 1 S4Y????
OTH3R TH4N 3NJOY1NG M4K1NG P3OPL3 UNCOMFORT4BL3 B3CU4S3 1 4LW4YS DO TH4T
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You See What I Did There I Am Expressing My Skepticism With This Scenario Using The Typical Human Device Where One Pauses For Effect To Allow It To Sink In How Stunning That Pronouncement Is
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LOOK 1 C4N DO 1T TOO
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But To Be A Little More Serious
This Is Not Another Canadian Scenario Is It
You Are Legitimately In The Dark About What You Sent
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1 4M GO1NG TO B3 COMPL3T3LY HON3ST W1TH YOU
1 4M 4LW4YS 1N TH3 D4RK 4BOUT 3V3RYTH1NG
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I Was Attempting To Be Figurative But I Guess I Walked Right Into That One
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Y3S YOU D1D
BUT TO B3 S3R1OUS NO
1 H4V3 NO 1D34 WH4T 1 S3NT YOU
BUT 1 H4V3 B33N G3TT1NG W31RD T3XTS FROM HUM4NS TOO
4 LOT OF TH3M L1K3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT D1CKS 4ND P3N1S3S
WH1CH 4R3 4PP4R3NTLY TH3 S4M3 P4RT OF L3WD HUM4N 4N4TOMY
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I Think I Am Slightly Relieved I Dont Know That I Want To Know What Either Of Those Are
Do I Want To Know
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TH4T M1GHT H4V3 B33N 4 L1TTL3 W31RD
CONS1D3R1NG TH3Y 4R3 P4RT OF TH3 M4L3 4N4TOMY
1 4M NOT SUR3 1 R34LLY W4NT TO KNOW 31TH3R
3XC3PT D4V3 S33MS TO B3 1N LOV3 W1TH H1S
M4YB3 1T 1S 4 GOOD TH1NG????
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Is It Natural To Be In Love With Ones Dick
I Feel Very Silly Typing That Word
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D1CK
D1CK D1CK D1CK D1CK D1CK
1 DONT KNOW >:?
BUT 1TS FUN TO S4Y
1 W1LL 4SK D4V3 4BOUT 1T L4T3R
4ND WH4T 1T T4ST3S L1K3
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And Then You Can Not Tell Me Because I Have No Interest In What Dave Tastes Like Without Delving Into The Mystery Of What Lies Beneath Male Human Clothing Because I Have Less Than No Interest In That
Although I Am Mildly Surprised That You Are
I Was Not Aware That Your Relationship With Dave Had Progressed To That Kind Of Stage
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WH4T
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Er
Have I Misread The Situation Somehow
I Just Thought Given That You Live In Such Proximity To Each Other And You Are Talking About His Dick
That There Might Be A Thing
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NO
WH4T
K4N4Y4 WOW WH4T K1ND OF TROLL ROM4NC3 BOOKS 4R3 YOU R34D1NG
D4V3S FLUSH3D BR1GHT R3D FOR H1S OWN 4N4TOMY
NOT 4 D4Y GO3S BY TH4T 1 DONT G3T MY 4UR4L SPONG3CLOTS WRUNG DRY W1TH H1S COSNT4NT B4DG3R1NG ON 4BOUT
TH4T STUFF
>8[
[ and sometimes he draws her bucket porn but let's not talk about that ]
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He Insisted On Showing Me Hitch After I Accused His Idol Of Being A Hack Which I Still Stand By Because One Decent Film Does Not Make Up For A Lifetime Of Movies In Poor Taste In Both Species
Anyway It Was Quite Enlightening
I Mean Why Would He Talk About It Nonstop If He Didnt Want You To Pay Attention
Unless It Is Just To Make You Uncomfortable But Then He Is Still Trying To Make You Think About It Which Implies He Has Some Kind Of Interest In You Knowing About It Maybe
The Film Was Quite Clear On Why Males Would Be So Hung Up About That Kind Of Thing Because They Were Interested In Females Bestowing Notice Upon It
I Am Not Sure Why Specifically Females And Only Females Were Mentioned It Seems A Little Silly That It Was So Hung Up On Male Female Interactions But That Is Not My Point
My Point Is I Am Just Asking Because That Seems To Be The Norm As I Understand It So Er Its Kind Of Funny That He Would Be Talking About It All The Time And Not Be Soliciting Some Kind Of Regard From You
I Dont Know I Find Dave Very Confusing
I Think Sometimes He Just Says Things Because He Likes To Hear Himself Talk Or Because It Distracts From Other Things But I Know He Has Been Sincere With Me Before
Possibly
Although We Did Not Talk About
Uh
That
LKJDHGLKGD SDLKJH FUCKING DYING AT THIS TAG
SHE IS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL OKAY
Will Smith Was A Footnote On My Reply
I LOVE IT, NEVER STOP
H3H3H3
FOR YOU BB, NEVER
Anyway It Was Quite Enlightening
I Mean Why Would He Talk About It Nonstop If He Didnt Want You To Pay Attention
Unless It Is Just To Make You Uncomfortable But Then He Is Still Trying To Make You Think About It Which Implies He Has Some Kind Of Interest In You Knowing About It Maybe
The Film Was Quite Clear On Why Males Would Be So Hung Up About That Kind Of Thing Because They Were Interested In Females Bestowing Notice Upon It
I Am Not Sure Why Specifically Females And Only Females Were Mentioned It Seems A Little Silly That It Was So Hung Up On Male Female Interactions But That Is Not My Point
My Point Is I Am Just Asking Because That Seems To Be The Norm As I Understand It So Er Its Kind Of Funny That He Would Be Talking About It All The Time And Not Be Soliciting Some Kind Of Regard From You
I Dont Know I Find Dave Very Confusing
I Think Sometimes He Just Says Things Because He Likes To Hear Himself Talk Or Because It Distracts From Other Things But I Know He Has Been Sincere With Me Before
Possibly
Although We Did Not Talk About
Uh
That
LMFAKJFA GOOD <33
1 W4S ONLY K1DD1NG TH3 F1RST T1M3, TOO >;]
BUT S33 YOU H4V3 D4V3 DOWN B3TT3R TH4N YOU TH1NK!
H1S 3GO 1S SUP3RM4SS1V3
G1V3 H1M 4 CH4NC3 4ND H3 W1LL COMPL3T3LY 4BSORB 3V3RYTH1NG 4ROUND H1M W1TH TH4T B1G H34D OF H1S
TH4T 4ND H3 1S 4LMOST R4R3LY S1NC3R3
1 M34N H3 H4S H1S MOM3NTS BUT TH3Y 4R3 F3W 4ND F4R B3TW33N
4ND SOM3HOW 1 DONT TH1NK H3 1S SOL1C1T1NG M3
S4DLY
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Yes I Could See How His Overtures Would Not Be Sincere
Assuming That They Are For The Benefit Of His Own Self Esteem
But That Seems
Remarkably Manipulative For Dave