I Am Either Unable Or Unwilling To Be Available At This Particular Moment In Time If You Would Leave Me A Message I Will In Theory Reply To Your Missive At My Earliest Convenience
Yes You Do That I Am Sure You Will Not Rest Until You Know And Then You Can Not Tell Me Because I Have No Interest In What Dave Tastes Like Without Delving Into The Mystery Of What Lies Beneath Male Human Clothing Because I Have Less Than No Interest In That Although I Am Mildly Surprised That You Are I Was Not Aware That Your Relationship With Dave Had Progressed To That Kind Of Stage
Er Have I Misread The Situation Somehow I Just Thought Given That You Live In Such Proximity To Each Other And You Are Talking About His Dick That There Might Be A Thing
WH4T NO WH4T K4N4Y4 WOW WH4T K1ND OF TROLL ROM4NC3 BOOKS 4R3 YOU R34D1NG D4V3S FLUSH3D BR1GHT R3D FOR H1S OWN 4N4TOMY NOT 4 D4Y GO3S BY TH4T 1 DONT G3T MY 4UR4L SPONG3CLOTS WRUNG DRY W1TH H1S COSNT4NT B4DG3R1NG ON 4BOUT TH4T STUFF >8[
[ and sometimes he draws her bucket porn but let's not talk about that ]
Actually I Have Been Watching Will Smith With Karkat He Insisted On Showing Me Hitch After I Accused His Idol Of Being A Hack Which I Still Stand By Because One Decent Film Does Not Make Up For A Lifetime Of Movies In Poor Taste In Both Species Anyway It Was Quite Enlightening I Mean Why Would He Talk About It Nonstop If He Didnt Want You To Pay Attention Unless It Is Just To Make You Uncomfortable But Then He Is Still Trying To Make You Think About It Which Implies He Has Some Kind Of Interest In You Knowing About It Maybe The Film Was Quite Clear On Why Males Would Be So Hung Up About That Kind Of Thing Because They Were Interested In Females Bestowing Notice Upon It I Am Not Sure Why Specifically Females And Only Females Were Mentioned It Seems A Little Silly That It Was So Hung Up On Male Female Interactions But That Is Not My Point My Point Is I Am Just Asking Because That Seems To Be The Norm As I Understand It So Er Its Kind Of Funny That He Would Be Talking About It All The Time And Not Be Soliciting Some Kind Of Regard From You I Dont Know I Find Dave Very Confusing I Think Sometimes He Just Says Things Because He Likes To Hear Himself Talk Or Because It Distracts From Other Things But I Know He Has Been Sincere With Me Before Possibly Although We Did Not Talk About Uh That
Okay Fine I Will Excise That Part And Resend It So You Can Actually Read It This Time And Then You Will Have No Excuse
Anyway It Was Quite Enlightening I Mean Why Would He Talk About It Nonstop If He Didnt Want You To Pay Attention Unless It Is Just To Make You Uncomfortable But Then He Is Still Trying To Make You Think About It Which Implies He Has Some Kind Of Interest In You Knowing About It Maybe The Film Was Quite Clear On Why Males Would Be So Hung Up About That Kind Of Thing Because They Were Interested In Females Bestowing Notice Upon It I Am Not Sure Why Specifically Females And Only Females Were Mentioned It Seems A Little Silly That It Was So Hung Up On Male Female Interactions But That Is Not My Point My Point Is I Am Just Asking Because That Seems To Be The Norm As I Understand It So Er Its Kind Of Funny That He Would Be Talking About It All The Time And Not Be Soliciting Some Kind Of Regard From You I Dont Know I Find Dave Very Confusing I Think Sometimes He Just Says Things Because He Likes To Hear Himself Talk Or Because It Distracts From Other Things But I Know He Has Been Sincere With Me Before Possibly Although We Did Not Talk About Uh That
I See Yes I Could See How His Overtures Would Not Be Sincere Assuming That They Are For The Benefit Of His Own Self Esteem But That Seems Remarkably Manipulative For Dave
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And Then You Can Not Tell Me Because I Have No Interest In What Dave Tastes Like Without Delving Into The Mystery Of What Lies Beneath Male Human Clothing Because I Have Less Than No Interest In That
Although I Am Mildly Surprised That You Are
I Was Not Aware That Your Relationship With Dave Had Progressed To That Kind Of Stage
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WH4T
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Er
Have I Misread The Situation Somehow
I Just Thought Given That You Live In Such Proximity To Each Other And You Are Talking About His Dick
That There Might Be A Thing
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NO
WH4T
K4N4Y4 WOW WH4T K1ND OF TROLL ROM4NC3 BOOKS 4R3 YOU R34D1NG
D4V3S FLUSH3D BR1GHT R3D FOR H1S OWN 4N4TOMY
NOT 4 D4Y GO3S BY TH4T 1 DONT G3T MY 4UR4L SPONG3CLOTS WRUNG DRY W1TH H1S COSNT4NT B4DG3R1NG ON 4BOUT
TH4T STUFF
>8[
[ and sometimes he draws her bucket porn but let's not talk about that ]
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He Insisted On Showing Me Hitch After I Accused His Idol Of Being A Hack Which I Still Stand By Because One Decent Film Does Not Make Up For A Lifetime Of Movies In Poor Taste In Both Species
Anyway It Was Quite Enlightening
I Mean Why Would He Talk About It Nonstop If He Didnt Want You To Pay Attention
Unless It Is Just To Make You Uncomfortable But Then He Is Still Trying To Make You Think About It Which Implies He Has Some Kind Of Interest In You Knowing About It Maybe
The Film Was Quite Clear On Why Males Would Be So Hung Up About That Kind Of Thing Because They Were Interested In Females Bestowing Notice Upon It
I Am Not Sure Why Specifically Females And Only Females Were Mentioned It Seems A Little Silly That It Was So Hung Up On Male Female Interactions But That Is Not My Point
My Point Is I Am Just Asking Because That Seems To Be The Norm As I Understand It So Er Its Kind Of Funny That He Would Be Talking About It All The Time And Not Be Soliciting Some Kind Of Regard From You
I Dont Know I Find Dave Very Confusing
I Think Sometimes He Just Says Things Because He Likes To Hear Himself Talk Or Because It Distracts From Other Things But I Know He Has Been Sincere With Me Before
Possibly
Although We Did Not Talk About
Uh
That
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SHE IS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL OKAY
Will Smith Was A Footnote On My Reply
I LOVE IT, NEVER STOP
H3H3H3
FOR YOU BB, NEVER
Anyway It Was Quite Enlightening
I Mean Why Would He Talk About It Nonstop If He Didnt Want You To Pay Attention
Unless It Is Just To Make You Uncomfortable But Then He Is Still Trying To Make You Think About It Which Implies He Has Some Kind Of Interest In You Knowing About It Maybe
The Film Was Quite Clear On Why Males Would Be So Hung Up About That Kind Of Thing Because They Were Interested In Females Bestowing Notice Upon It
I Am Not Sure Why Specifically Females And Only Females Were Mentioned It Seems A Little Silly That It Was So Hung Up On Male Female Interactions But That Is Not My Point
My Point Is I Am Just Asking Because That Seems To Be The Norm As I Understand It So Er Its Kind Of Funny That He Would Be Talking About It All The Time And Not Be Soliciting Some Kind Of Regard From You
I Dont Know I Find Dave Very Confusing
I Think Sometimes He Just Says Things Because He Likes To Hear Himself Talk Or Because It Distracts From Other Things But I Know He Has Been Sincere With Me Before
Possibly
Although We Did Not Talk About
Uh
That
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BUT S33 YOU H4V3 D4V3 DOWN B3TT3R TH4N YOU TH1NK!
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Yes I Could See How His Overtures Would Not Be Sincere
Assuming That They Are For The Benefit Of His Own Self Esteem
But That Seems
Remarkably Manipulative For Dave