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[vestalvogue]

I Am Either Unable Or Unwilling To Be Available At This Particular Moment In Time
If You Would Leave Me A Message I Will In Theory Reply To Your Missive At My Earliest Convenience

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[gunsling]

From a little dirt on your skin?
I highly doubt that!

[vestalvogue]

I Said Fertilizer
Er Do You Not Use Excretory Waste For The Cultivation Of Crops Where You Come From
We Found It Very Effective

[gunsling]

Well no we have that too.
But its hardly a thing thats going to kill someone!
Not that its exactly pleasant however.

[vestalvogue]

Really
Are There No Native Beasts On Your Planet Which Are Inherently Toxic

[gunsling]

Well there are spiders...

[vestalvogue]

Oh There Are
Yes We Have Those Too
Although I Am Unsure That There Are Very Many They Require A Great Deal Of Care And Food And Attention Which Makes A Large Population Hard To Maintain From What I Understand

[gunsling]

Spiders?
Really?
Theyve always seemed rather resilient to me.

[vestalvogue]

How Large Are Your Spiders Jake

[gunsling]

Mine specifically or what im to understand the average is most places on earth?

[vestalvogue]

I Was Going To Say Average But Now I Am Curious What Is Different About Yours

[gunsling]

They tend to come a bit larger where im from.
Then again most things do.

[vestalvogue]

Beg Pardon
I Thought Human Wildlife Was Small

[gunsling]

Relatively in most places compared to what im used to.
Though there are exceptions of course.

[vestalvogue]

Where On Earth Do You Live Jake

[gunsling]

On an island a little ways out of most peoples typical travel paths.

[vestalvogue]

Wait
You Mean Jades Island
But I Thought She Lived Alone

[gunsling]

Yes and no.
I dont remember her living alone on that particularly island though there might have been another before.
She was a busy woman with lots of adventuring to do.
Ah or well girl either way im sure you know what i mean.

[vestalvogue]

Er No Sometimes I Am Not Sure That I Do
I Was Not Privy To This Information But Its All Right We Can Assume That I Understand What You Mean Because In That Case I Do
Were I Not Constantly Awake I Would Believe She Never Stops

[gunsling]

Constantly awake?
Egads!
Youre just as bad as dirk in that way.
I cant imagine how you manage something like that.