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[vestalvogue]

I Am Either Unable Or Unwilling To Be Available At This Particular Moment In Time
If You Would Leave Me A Message I Will In Theory Reply To Your Missive At My Earliest Convenience

Comments

[vestalvogue]

I did. But I will not be able to give it to you until tonight, because I have been storing it at work. I didn't think waiting until then would matter.

[greenshift]

I don't mind waiting! It doesn't matter if it's later in the day or not.

[vestalvogue]

Maybe I will even get it delivered.

[And she's going to go to work now. But when she returns, she brings with her the largest bouquet possibly ever created, bursting with bright, and sometimes deadly, spiky tropical plants with fuzzy razor edges and neon blooms in great profusion.]

[greenshift]

[ SHE GIVES A REALLY REALLY HUGE GASP AND HER EYES GO ALL WIDE AND SPARKLY ]

Oh my god! Is that your present??

[ PLEASE SAY YES ]

[vestalvogue]

From your response I assume I correctly selected the proper vegetation.

[That's a yes.]