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I Am Either Unable Or Unwilling To Be Available At This Particular Moment In Time
If You Would Leave Me A Message I Will In Theory Reply To Your Missive At My Earliest Convenience

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Text | Virus Event | Lock told me to

[gunsling]

what if every blade of grass was a penis?

Lock has the best ideas

[vestalvogue]

I Would Give Up Gardening For Life
But That Is A Nonsensical And Frankly From What I Understand Of The Terminology A Disgusting Question
As Well As A Completely Impossible Hypothetical Situation

And the most horrible! :D Horribest

[gunsling]

I never thought of gardening as being all that disgusting.
Theres some dirt involved but who doesnt love a good roll in the mud from time to time?

[vestalvogue]

Are We Actually Talking About Gardening
Why Would You Roll In The Mud
I Mean I Guess It Might Feel Good On Your Skin But The Mud Is Typically Fertilizer And Dirt And You Might Also Contract Some Kind Of Toxic Illness From Exposing Yourself To It So Carelessly

[gunsling]

From a little dirt on your skin?
I highly doubt that!

[vestalvogue]

I Said Fertilizer
Er Do You Not Use Excretory Waste For The Cultivation Of Crops Where You Come From
We Found It Very Effective

[gunsling]

Well no we have that too.
But its hardly a thing thats going to kill someone!
Not that its exactly pleasant however.

[vestalvogue]

Really
Are There No Native Beasts On Your Planet Which Are Inherently Toxic

[gunsling]

Well there are spiders...

[vestalvogue]

Oh There Are
Yes We Have Those Too
Although I Am Unsure That There Are Very Many They Require A Great Deal Of Care And Food And Attention Which Makes A Large Population Hard To Maintain From What I Understand

[gunsling]

Spiders?
Really?
Theyve always seemed rather resilient to me.

[vestalvogue]

How Large Are Your Spiders Jake

[gunsling]

Mine specifically or what im to understand the average is most places on earth?

[vestalvogue]

I Was Going To Say Average But Now I Am Curious What Is Different About Yours

[gunsling]

They tend to come a bit larger where im from.
Then again most things do.

[vestalvogue]

Beg Pardon
I Thought Human Wildlife Was Small

[gunsling]

Relatively in most places compared to what im used to.
Though there are exceptions of course.

[vestalvogue]

Where On Earth Do You Live Jake

[gunsling]

On an island a little ways out of most peoples typical travel paths.

[vestalvogue]

Wait
You Mean Jades Island
But I Thought She Lived Alone

[gunsling]

Yes and no.
I dont remember her living alone on that particularly island though there might have been another before.
She was a busy woman with lots of adventuring to do.
Ah or well girl either way im sure you know what i mean.

[vestalvogue]

Er No Sometimes I Am Not Sure That I Do
I Was Not Privy To This Information But Its All Right We Can Assume That I Understand What You Mean Because In That Case I Do
Were I Not Constantly Awake I Would Believe She Never Stops

[gunsling]

Constantly awake?
Egads!
Youre just as bad as dirk in that way.
I cant imagine how you manage something like that.