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vestalvogue) wrote2012-01-04 05:58 pm
vestalvogue) wrote2012-01-04 05:58 pm
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IC INBOX
If You Would Leave Me A Message I Will In Theory Reply To Your Missive At My Earliest Convenience
If You Would Leave Me A Message I Will In Theory Reply To Your Missive At My Earliest Convenience
Y34H TH3S3 4SSHOL3S W4NT3D TO S1T 4ROUND
4ND 34T CUPC4K3S
4ND W4TCH TH3 NOT3BOOK
1 W4S L1K3 FUCK YOU
1 W4NT TO GO M4K3 SOM3 P3OPL3 UNCOMFORT4BL3 1N PUBL1C
4ND 34T CUPC4K3S
4ND W4TCH TH3 NOT3BOOK
1 W4S L1K3 FUCK YOU
1 W4NT TO GO M4K3 SOM3 P3OPL3 UNCOMFORT4BL3 1N PUBL1C
Your Narrative Is Missing Some Essential Details Which Might Render It Comprehensible
What We Might Broadly Refer To As Context
Also Why Does It Not Surprise Me That You Would Consider Making People Uncomfortable In Public A Legitimate Thing To Do
What We Might Broadly Refer To As Context
Also Why Does It Not Surprise Me That You Would Consider Making People Uncomfortable In Public A Legitimate Thing To Do
B3CU4S3 1TS FUN!
4LSO
WH4T??
1 TH1NK YOUR3 M1SS1NG SOM3 CONT3XT TOO K4N4Y4
4LSO
WH4T??
1 TH1NK YOUR3 M1SS1NG SOM3 CONT3XT TOO K4N4Y4
How Could I Be Missing Anything You Are The One Who Contacted Me First
WH4T
WH3N
WH4T D1D 1 S4Y????
OTH3R TH4N 3NJOY1NG M4K1NG P3OPL3 UNCOMFORT4BL3 B3CU4S3 1 4LW4YS DO TH4T
WH3N
WH4T D1D 1 S4Y????
OTH3R TH4N 3NJOY1NG M4K1NG P3OPL3 UNCOMFORT4BL3 B3CU4S3 1 4LW4YS DO TH4T
...
You See What I Did There I Am Expressing My Skepticism With This Scenario Using The Typical Human Device Where One Pauses For Effect To Allow It To Sink In How Stunning That Pronouncement Is
You See What I Did There I Am Expressing My Skepticism With This Scenario Using The Typical Human Device Where One Pauses For Effect To Allow It To Sink In How Stunning That Pronouncement Is
Yes Congratulations You Have Mastered The Art
But To Be A Little More Serious
This Is Not Another Canadian Scenario Is It
You Are Legitimately In The Dark About What You Sent
But To Be A Little More Serious
This Is Not Another Canadian Scenario Is It
You Are Legitimately In The Dark About What You Sent
K4N4Y4
1 4M GO1NG TO B3 COMPL3T3LY HON3ST W1TH YOU
1 4M 4LW4YS 1N TH3 D4RK 4BOUT 3V3RYTH1NG
1 4M GO1NG TO B3 COMPL3T3LY HON3ST W1TH YOU
1 4M 4LW4YS 1N TH3 D4RK 4BOUT 3V3RYTH1NG
Urgh
I Was Attempting To Be Figurative But I Guess I Walked Right Into That One
I Was Attempting To Be Figurative But I Guess I Walked Right Into That One
H4H4H4
Y3S YOU D1D
BUT TO B3 S3R1OUS NO
1 H4V3 NO 1D34 WH4T 1 S3NT YOU
BUT 1 H4V3 B33N G3TT1NG W31RD T3XTS FROM HUM4NS TOO
4 LOT OF TH3M L1K3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT D1CKS 4ND P3N1S3S
WH1CH 4R3 4PP4R3NTLY TH3 S4M3 P4RT OF L3WD HUM4N 4N4TOMY
Y3S YOU D1D
BUT TO B3 S3R1OUS NO
1 H4V3 NO 1D34 WH4T 1 S3NT YOU
BUT 1 H4V3 B33N G3TT1NG W31RD T3XTS FROM HUM4NS TOO
4 LOT OF TH3M L1K3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT D1CKS 4ND P3N1S3S
WH1CH 4R3 4PP4R3NTLY TH3 S4M3 P4RT OF L3WD HUM4N 4N4TOMY
Okay Well You Did Not Mention Either Dicks Or Penises
I Think I Am Slightly Relieved I Dont Know That I Want To Know What Either Of Those Are
Do I Want To Know
I Think I Am Slightly Relieved I Dont Know That I Want To Know What Either Of Those Are
Do I Want To Know
OH OK4Y GOOD
TH4T M1GHT H4V3 B33N 4 L1TTL3 W31RD
CONS1D3R1NG TH3Y 4R3 P4RT OF TH3 M4L3 4N4TOMY
1 4M NOT SUR3 1 R34LLY W4NT TO KNOW 31TH3R
3XC3PT D4V3 S33MS TO B3 1N LOV3 W1TH H1S
M4YB3 1T 1S 4 GOOD TH1NG????
TH4T M1GHT H4V3 B33N 4 L1TTL3 W31RD
CONS1D3R1NG TH3Y 4R3 P4RT OF TH3 M4L3 4N4TOMY
1 4M NOT SUR3 1 R34LLY W4NT TO KNOW 31TH3R
3XC3PT D4V3 S33MS TO B3 1N LOV3 W1TH H1S
M4YB3 1T 1S 4 GOOD TH1NG????
Maybe
Is It Natural To Be In Love With Ones Dick
I Feel Very Silly Typing That Word
Is It Natural To Be In Love With Ones Dick
I Feel Very Silly Typing That Word
I Would Give Up Gardening For Life
But That Is A Nonsensical And Frankly From What I Understand Of The Terminology A Disgusting Question
As Well As A Completely Impossible Hypothetical Situation
But That Is A Nonsensical And Frankly From What I Understand Of The Terminology A Disgusting Question
As Well As A Completely Impossible Hypothetical Situation
Edited 2012-01-31 02:54 (UTC)
D1CK
D1CK
D1CK D1CK D1CK D1CK D1CK
1 DONT KNOW >:?
BUT 1TS FUN TO S4Y
1 W1LL 4SK D4V3 4BOUT 1T L4T3R
4ND WH4T 1T T4ST3S L1K3
D1CK
D1CK D1CK D1CK D1CK D1CK
1 DONT KNOW >:?
BUT 1TS FUN TO S4Y
1 W1LL 4SK D4V3 4BOUT 1T L4T3R
4ND WH4T 1T T4ST3S L1K3
Edited 2012-01-31 03:13 (UTC)
Yes You Do That I Am Sure You Will Not Rest Until You Know
And Then You Can Not Tell Me Because I Have No Interest In What Dave Tastes Like Without Delving Into The Mystery Of What Lies Beneath Male Human Clothing Because I Have Less Than No Interest In That
Although I Am Mildly Surprised That You Are
I Was Not Aware That Your Relationship With Dave Had Progressed To That Kind Of Stage
And Then You Can Not Tell Me Because I Have No Interest In What Dave Tastes Like Without Delving Into The Mystery Of What Lies Beneath Male Human Clothing Because I Have Less Than No Interest In That
Although I Am Mildly Surprised That You Are
I Was Not Aware That Your Relationship With Dave Had Progressed To That Kind Of Stage
[All the unsure...]
Er
Have I Misread The Situation Somehow
I Just Thought Given That You Live In Such Proximity To Each Other And You Are Talking About His Dick
That There Might Be A Thing
Er
Have I Misread The Situation Somehow
I Just Thought Given That You Live In Such Proximity To Each Other And You Are Talking About His Dick
That There Might Be A Thing
WH4T
NO
WH4T
K4N4Y4 WOW WH4T K1ND OF TROLL ROM4NC3 BOOKS 4R3 YOU R34D1NG
D4V3S FLUSH3D BR1GHT R3D FOR H1S OWN 4N4TOMY
NOT 4 D4Y GO3S BY TH4T 1 DONT G3T MY 4UR4L SPONG3CLOTS WRUNG DRY W1TH H1S COSNT4NT B4DG3R1NG ON 4BOUT
TH4T STUFF
>8[
[ and sometimes he draws her bucket porn but let's not talk about that ]
NO
WH4T
K4N4Y4 WOW WH4T K1ND OF TROLL ROM4NC3 BOOKS 4R3 YOU R34D1NG
D4V3S FLUSH3D BR1GHT R3D FOR H1S OWN 4N4TOMY
NOT 4 D4Y GO3S BY TH4T 1 DONT G3T MY 4UR4L SPONG3CLOTS WRUNG DRY W1TH H1S COSNT4NT B4DG3R1NG ON 4BOUT
TH4T STUFF
>8[
[ and sometimes he draws her bucket porn but let's not talk about that ]
Actually I Have Been Watching Will Smith With Karkat
He Insisted On Showing Me Hitch After I Accused His Idol Of Being A Hack Which I Still Stand By Because One Decent Film Does Not Make Up For A Lifetime Of Movies In Poor Taste In Both Species
Anyway It Was Quite Enlightening
I Mean Why Would He Talk About It Nonstop If He Didnt Want You To Pay Attention
Unless It Is Just To Make You Uncomfortable But Then He Is Still Trying To Make You Think About It Which Implies He Has Some Kind Of Interest In You Knowing About It Maybe
The Film Was Quite Clear On Why Males Would Be So Hung Up About That Kind Of Thing Because They Were Interested In Females Bestowing Notice Upon It
I Am Not Sure Why Specifically Females And Only Females Were Mentioned It Seems A Little Silly That It Was So Hung Up On Male Female Interactions But That Is Not My Point
My Point Is I Am Just Asking Because That Seems To Be The Norm As I Understand It So Er Its Kind Of Funny That He Would Be Talking About It All The Time And Not Be Soliciting Some Kind Of Regard From You
I Dont Know I Find Dave Very Confusing
I Think Sometimes He Just Says Things Because He Likes To Hear Himself Talk Or Because It Distracts From Other Things But I Know He Has Been Sincere With Me Before
Possibly
Although We Did Not Talk About
Uh
That
He Insisted On Showing Me Hitch After I Accused His Idol Of Being A Hack Which I Still Stand By Because One Decent Film Does Not Make Up For A Lifetime Of Movies In Poor Taste In Both Species
Anyway It Was Quite Enlightening
I Mean Why Would He Talk About It Nonstop If He Didnt Want You To Pay Attention
Unless It Is Just To Make You Uncomfortable But Then He Is Still Trying To Make You Think About It Which Implies He Has Some Kind Of Interest In You Knowing About It Maybe
The Film Was Quite Clear On Why Males Would Be So Hung Up About That Kind Of Thing Because They Were Interested In Females Bestowing Notice Upon It
I Am Not Sure Why Specifically Females And Only Females Were Mentioned It Seems A Little Silly That It Was So Hung Up On Male Female Interactions But That Is Not My Point
My Point Is I Am Just Asking Because That Seems To Be The Norm As I Understand It So Er Its Kind Of Funny That He Would Be Talking About It All The Time And Not Be Soliciting Some Kind Of Regard From You
I Dont Know I Find Dave Very Confusing
I Think Sometimes He Just Says Things Because He Likes To Hear Himself Talk Or Because It Distracts From Other Things But I Know He Has Been Sincere With Me Before
Possibly
Although We Did Not Talk About
Uh
That
Edited 2012-02-03 02:40 (UTC)
1 STOPP3D R34D1NG WH3N YOU M3NT1ON3D W1LL SM1TH
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